Horoscope

Today's Horoscope

December 22 ~ January 20

Capricorn: All you can do today is be prepared as best you can. Beyond that, it's out of your hands. .

Sarah Calderwood's

This must mean I should pack for the trip Si is organizing tomorrow... I have no idea where we are going except that I have to meet him at a bus terminal in Seoul at midday...

Day Off

I'm still trying to decipher yesterday's horoscope and have still to come up with a clear meaning. Actually the thing is I thought of doing lots of naughty things yesterday, for example: I had to study but I wanted to watch television; I had to get up early today but I wanted to stay up late last night; I had chastised CJ for cheating on computer Scrabble but I myself felt the urge to press the hint button; I want to lose some weight but I really wanted to eat that fifth cookie. The only one I didn't do was cheat on Scrabble. I justify the others by the fact that it was a public holiday and I didn't have to work. Okay, okay, okay, I'm a bad person.

Today's Horoscope

December 22 ~ January 20

Capricorn: You know the difference between right and wrong, so there shouldn't even be a question. You know what to do. .

Why I need to read my horoscope earlier...

I Don't usually use the toilets at the university because firstly they are squatty Asian toilets and secondly my apartment is only a 30 second walk from my office. However, when needs must and all that. The toilets conveniently have a metal rail in front of them so you can hang on instead of balancing precariously over the bowl. I was in a bit of a hurry and what with the pulling down of the trousers and arranging myself in the appropriate position I completely forgot to balance and when I toppled I neglected to put my hands out to stop myself, instead using my head. Which now has a little lump on it and is rather painful.

A few hours later I read my horoscope...

Today's Horoscope

December 22 ~ January 20

Capricorn: Your balance and coordination will be off, so be extra careful you don't get hurt. .

And that is why I need to read my horoscope earlier.

Advice too late...

I knew I shouldn't have sent my student that email explaining why she couldn't call me "Sir".

Today's Horoscope

December 22 ~ January 20

Capricorn: Don't have any important conversations over IM or email if you don't want to be misunderstood. .