1. No matter where you are the pizza delivery man can always find you.
2. It doesn't matter if you don't do your dishes for 3 days so long as nobody knows.
3. I am incapable of losing CATAN no matter how hard I try.
4. Snow is like a Christmas puppy, people get all excited for the first day but soon realise the responsibilities and the stinky yukkiness on your shoes associated with it after a few days.
5. A watched blog never gets any comments.
6. Koreans find it strange that we DON'T eat pickles with pizza.
7. Eskimos don't exist and they don't live in igloos. (very disappointing, not quite sure what to do with this one.)
8. If you don't understand just smile and nod. Something will end up happening and whatever it is, it will be an experience.
9. Web cams perform a lot more efficiently before you throw them to the ground.
10. No matter what, there will be some A**hole in the meeting who responds to the, "Right that's all then, does anyone have anything to add...?" It''s a rhetorical question, we all want to go home, and your question is pointless. JUST LIKE YOU.
Thursday, 28 February 2008
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