Monday, 16 February 2009

Law abiding

Publish Post

Procrastination is so easy these days


So I'm supposed to be listening to an opera that I need to record (speaking not singing) for an opera group who want to practice their British English pronunciation and organizing the next semester's curriculum and filling out application forms for jobs in Hong Kong and Japan but instead I have been fiddling around on Facebook. I'm off to read a book about the history of the English language now and watch Midsomer Murders.

My Korean Apartment







So I just thought I should post some pics of my little postage stamp sized apartment (room) in Korea. It's small but it's cozy and the floor heating is perfect in this horrible freeeeezing weather! The cat lounges around on the floor until she decides she wants to go outside, then she parades around whining for me to open the window: she has managed to figure out how to open it from the outside but not from the inside yet. So I open the damn window and let the bitter cold in and she just sits on the widow sill shouting at me as if to say "well take the snow away for me then!" apparently it's cold on her little tootsies. Damn cat. and she just sits there looking out letting the freezing cold in. witch.

Jeonju


Buddhist temple...

Little piles of stones...

The many armed Buddha...

Dragon lovers

Very tall Buddhas

And a very old Catholic church

V-Day


Happy V-Day to Me! Happy V-day to MEEEEE, Happy V-DAY TOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Happy V-Day to ME!

Sunday, 15 February 2009

And the most random clothing prize goes to...


Koreans often dress themselves in clothes featuring the British Flag or "England" or the St George cross (even though they don't understand the meaning of this). England is fashionable, in fact even the "British English" accent has become fashionable lately. This however caused me great confusion. I mean, is it real? did he work as a postman in England? Did he simply go to England and get given this coat? Did he mug an unsuspecting postman? We will never know.

Saturday, 7 February 2009

Sunday Laziness




One word answers to multi-word questions.


Where is your cell phone..................unknown
Your hair.......................................toweled
Your father.....................................Biological?
Your favorite thing............................multiple
Your dream last night.........................elevator
Your favorite drink............................martini
Your dream/goal...............................health
The room you are in...........................home
Your fear........................................pain
Where do you want to be in 6 years........Asia
Muffins...........................................banana
One of your wish list items....................Mac
Where you grew up...........................Eastbourne
The last thing you did.........................shower
What are you wearing........................towels
Your TV.........................................none
Your pets........................................cat
Your computer..................................Wind
Your life.........................................moving
Your mood......................................belligerent
Missing someone...............................Mum
Your car.........................................licenceless
Favorite store..................................Zara
Your summer...................................moving
Your favorite color............................green
When is the last time you laughed..........today
Last time you cried............................January
Three people who email me..................Si, George, students
Three of my favorite foods..................Vietnamese, Thai, British
Three places I would rather be right now....New York, Eastbourne, Thailand

Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Horoscope

Today's Horoscope


December 22 ~ January 20
Capricorn: All you can do today is be prepared as best you can. Beyond that, it's out of your hands. .
Sarah Calderwood's

This must mean I should pack for the trip Si is organizing tomorrow... I have no idea where we are going except that I have to meet him at a bus terminal in Seoul at midday...

Museum Day

Last Saturday we went to Samcheongdong in Seoul. There are a load of different museums nested away in between the higgledy-piggledy buildings which house coffee shops, art galleries, boutiques selling trendy vintage (read "overpriced second-hand) clothes, handmade jewelery and arty handbags. Each museum has one or two floors of artifacts and they all cost 5000won to enter. Although you can buy a ticket for 15,000 which gives entry to 5 of them.

The Toy Museum was filled with dolls and models, they had a really impressive Star Wars collection and my favorite: Darth Vader Mr. Potato Head!



African Art Museum was really small but the art was interesting, a mixture of paintings and statues.

The Silk Road Museum was the largest of the museums we visited. It housed a large collection of items from all over the silk road, There was even some English signage.




The Tibet Museum was very small, but the amazing costumes on the second floor were worth a peek. Plus, there was a little shop where I bought a great candle holder.
So to get there you need to take the subway to either Anguk or Gyeongbokgung. If you go to Anguk go out of exit 1 and turn right. Then take the second right, it's a paved road with street vendors selling various foods and drinks. It's opposite the entrance to Insadong Steet. Walk down this road and you will come to a street of restaurants and coffee shops. Look out for the Family Mart on your right and Bene Panini on your left. Keep walking to the end. Cross over the road and wak up the small street opposite. when you get to the large coffee shop veer left, you will see the Tibet Museum on the left. You can pick up a map here.

Sicky

This little piece of paper is the list from the doctor of all the things I'm NOT allowed to do. I'll translate. I am not allowed to eat apples, oranges, tomatoes, chocolate, I'm not allowed to drink coffee, English tea, alcohol, orange juice, soda, cola, I'm not allowed to wear tight clothes (???) eat before bed or smoke.

I have a sore throat and a runny nose.

Thursday, 29 January 2009

I really really want these shoes

First came toe socks, of which I have a number of pairs to keep my tootsies warm in the freezing Korean winter, then came toe shoes!!! I need, I need!


Apparently they are great for posture, balance, healthier feet, back pain and more. And at about 90 bucks (US) I need!!! Granted, I have about 30 pairs of shoes already and the collection is growing. On top of that, I am not sure how I'm gonna convince Si that I NEED to take all of them to Hong Kong/Japan when we move in September, but I'm convinced I really do need these.

photos

I'm fiddling around with websites but on this link you can view my flickr photos. I can't figure out how to create a flickr gadget yet

Ilsan Lake Park

A sculpture in the park.

Si testing the ice at Lake Park in Ilsan where we went for a little stroll yesterday. It was so pretty all frozen over.
Ducks sleeping in the icy water... maybe waiting for their din dins.
Me on the pagoda, fatty hamster cheeks. I nearly wouldn't let Si take the photo cos I hate how the steroids have made me so chubby. Hmmm, wasn't it Carly Simon... You're So Vain!



The Adjummas wear their visors all year round! Walking the pooches on the ice. They saw us looking at them and got the giggles. The dogs were sliding all over the place.
An attempt at a self photo...

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

c'mon, I'm on holiday

29

So wrong

This is supposedly an English training video for Japanese ladies of the night...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/3366/

Oh so speechless.

Tuesday, 8 July 2008

Not dead, just been away inside my head

Hmmm, life seems to have taken a turn, after the drama that was the first 6 months of 2008 it seems like a strange dream, after emotions, hospitals, nappies, blood, depression, and more health problems with my Lupus I feel like I have been handed happiness on a plate. I am in a constant state of confusion, awe, and feeling like the luckiest person on the face of the planet. I pinch myself on a regular basis just to check. But this is happening. It really, really is. I just felt like shouting it out from my blog, because I don't have a mountain, well I do but too many Koreans doing their early morning exercises would be incredibly confused by the crazy foreigner. So apparently it exists, and this is it. I am completely, totally and utterly, head over heels in love with the most wonderful man in the entire world (or so he tells me).


Although I'm saying no more as my horoscope told me to... ;)


Capricorn
Tuesday, July 8

Try not to share too many secrets with your friends and coworkers today. Not everyone has your best interests in mind. There are very few people you can put your trust in.


Tuesday, 3 June 2008

I have no words.


Dunkin' Donuts has canceled an online advertisement featuring celebrity chef Rachael Ray after complaints that a scarf she wore in the ad offers symbolic support for terrorism.

Dunkin' Donuts said Wednesday it pulled the ad over the weekend because of what it calls a "misperception" about the scarf that detracted from its original intent to promote its iced coffee.

Critics, including conservative commentator Michelle Malkin, complained that the scarf appeared to be traditional garb worn by Arab men. The ad's critics say such scarves have come to symbolize Muslim extremism and terrorism.



http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-rachael-ray-dunkin-donuts,0,6304563.story

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Detox Day #1 part 2

OK, so I may have eaten the last chocolate biscuit this afternoon. But tomorrow I will do better.

Monday, 19 May 2008

Detox Day #1

I decided to start a Detox today. There are a number or reasons behind this. Firstly Summer started one and I was inspired. Secondly, I did a "how much do you need a detox?" test and scored 81%, there were flashing lights, alarms and sirens too. Thirdly, I eat crap and shouldn't and fourthly I did one before and lost loads of weight and I need to fit into my bikini in July.

I thought it best that I wrote about it on my blog because I feel I need to be accountable to someone: I am very good at talking myself in and out of things so recording the days' progress will make sure I don't talk myself out of it, because let's face it, no chocolate, no coffee, no wine, no chips, no red meat, well, that's just impossible, right? what am I doing? I need all these things. (see)

So far today I have eaten a pear, a few rice crackers (well more than a few but the detox doesn't give a limit, so I'm not cheating, right?) and a lettuce and tuna salad. I plan on eating a bowl of rice with broccoli for dinner. I have drunk 3 cups of lemon water, a glass of rice milk and a vegetable juice. I expect I will spend the night on the loo.

There's a box of chocolate digestives and a box of Walkers shortbread in my cupboard. I haven't had the strength to give them away yet, It's like throwing out those pants that have the hole in, you know you should but it's just too painful to part with them.

Only 2 months to go...

Monday, 12 May 2008

So, it's been a while.

My absence has been due to one main factor. My studies. A little bit has happened since I wrote last I will try and condense the last week so I can get back to writing my essay, no offence it's just that I'm paying 370 pounds a month for this damn MA so I'd better bloody well get a worthwhile grade at the end!

So I have mostly been a hermit staying in to write papers, read articles, and search online for new articles to pad out the references section of my 5000 word essay. And by the way: That's a lot of words. I'm halfway through but I think I'll probably rewrite it before the 19th, when it's due. My horoscope might make sense if I had actually done anything today that involved me meeting anyone...

Capricorn: An exciting new person will enter your life today. Good things will happen because you let them into your life.

Oh! No! Wait a minute, I ordered a pizza and I let the delivery man in! He wasn't very exciting, or new, I have seen him many a time before, but the pizza was certainly a good thing! And anyway, the day's not over yet.

I have applied for a job and been offered a new contract at my current job so that's quite exciting. The job I applied for is a consultant position at Oxford University Press which would take me away from teaching students and plop me in front of teachers. scary. Actually I was planning on applying for jobs in publishing as soon as I finish my MA: Oxford, Cambridge, you know: the major ELT publishers. I was looking at Editor positions and would be perfectly qualified for a junior of assistant position. This job is just another way in. The thing is: I'm not sure if I'm completely ready to leave teaching yet. Doing my MA has made me more excited about teaching ad trying out new things in the classroom. Its a moot point at the moment though because I haven't even had an interview yet.

I have bought my ticket home for the summer and also sneakily managed to wangle a few days in Spain! Yay!! Something to look forward to.

The cat ran off for a day but came back at 2.30 am. Little witch. She chose to knock on the door and sit waiting for me to get up and open it instead on using the open window. Little witch.

Finally, I exceeded my record number of cups of tea in one day.
So that's all for now. Back to work. No rest for the wicked. I wanna finish so I can watch Desperate Housewives tonight.
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